Were-Werth Attends Game, Gets Told To Remove Mask

A few Nationals fans were dressed up as werewolfs on Tuesday night at Nats Park and were caught on camera. Well it turns out these guys, one dressed in full werewolf outfit with a mask AND a Jayson Werth beard, had a run in with stadium security. Wow they look sort of scary in the following pics:

Fister? I Hardly Even Know Her Sign Makes TV Broadcast

This cleverly disgusting sign was featured for a few seconds on screen during an emotional standing ovation for Nats starter Doug Fister after Matt Williams went out to the mound but then ended up letting Fister stay in to get the 3rd out and end the inning.  The TV cameras picked up lots of great reactions, they also got the sign that says "Fis Her? I Hardly Even Know Her". It was very subtle on TV, but hey, we all have a pause button these days. Here's the full image shown on TV.

Gio Gonzalez Puts A Redskins Hat On His Dog And Takes A Pic

Sometimes the different DC Sports teams all come together to provide worthy (or non-worthy) fun and excitement.  Instead of just posting it a zillion times, this segment will just link you over to the main story.

Here is a picture of Gio Gonzalez's dog wearing a Redskins hat. Gio even used the hashtag HTTR.

Head over to our Skins site to see the full photo and read the story.

Gio Gonzalez Hits Up In & Out Burger After Win

Gio Gonzalez picked up his first win in about a hundred years (since July 5th) after pitching animal style against the Dodgers on Monday night and after the game he headed out with family and friends to the best spot to get a burger on the west coast, In & Out Burger. As you can see, Gio was really into it, wearing the old fashioned In & Out burger flipper hat.

2 Marlins Slide Into Same Base At Same Time

Here is something you don't see every day.  It is two players on the Miami Marlins sliding into third base at the same time from different directions.  The Nats Ian Desmond goes for the double tag, but can only get the runner returning to third out in time.  GIF:

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Drake LaRoche's Giant Glove

Here is Adam LaRoche's son Drake catching a fly ball with a giant glove almost as big as he is, because Nats.  The GIF is below.

Davey Johnson Wants To Choke Ryan Mattheus

Davey Johnson was on 106.7 the Fan with the Sports Junkies this morning and dropped this great quote when asked about how he felt when he heard pitcher Ryan Mattheus broke his pitching hand punching a locker after a loss.

"I want to choke him to death"

LOL.  I guess Davey was sort of joking.  Anyway, here is what we think that situation would look like:

Meme: Bryce Harper Crashes Into The Wall

Bryce Harper crashed into the wall last night, and seems to be ok, so we decided to meme-ize the crazy play from the other night.  Here's a bunch of the results.

Bob & FP's Greatest Hits

The Caps game kept this post away an extra day, and now that we are sad about hockey we need something to cheer us up.  Bob & FP to the rescue!  Here are some of their key quotes from last week and a few new FP Definitions, which are always good.

A DC Baseball Themed Drinking Game & The Washington Nationals

Have you ever sat down on a summer afternoon and watched a slow playing Washington Nationals baseball game and thought, if only there was a way to make a game out of a game?  Well today is your lucky day.  I introduce to you the latest version of the DC baseball drinking game.

Ian Desmond & Steak

With Ian Desmond's strange new obsession with Steak (tweeting #steak, saying 'steak' at the end of postgame interviews) we figured that we needed to come up with different steak for each type of hit that Ian Desmond got.  We looked no farther (or further, I hate English) than our favorite fast food restaurant, Taco Bell, whose menu is always bursting with #Steak.  Here's what we came up with:

Bob & FP's Greatest Hits

A full week of games minus a Saturday Fox game which was done by FP and some other dude who didn't know what a rowboat was.  Here are our favorite Bob & FP moments from the previous week.

Dog Nats Fan Finn At Washington Nationals Pups In The Park

Meet Finn.  Finn is 8 years old and is a huge Washington Nationals fan.  Finn loves going to games and even gets to go down on the field before games sometimes.  Oh...did I mention that Finn is a dog?

FP & Bob's Greatest Hits MLB Authenticator Guy Edition

The Nats broke out of their slump somewhat and won three against the Reds. Sadly on Saturday the MASN crew was bumped and Julie Alexandria didn't get the Gatorade again.  So check out some of the great quotes from FP & Bob when they were on the air.

GIFS: Julie Alexandria Gets The Gatorade Again

Julie Alexandria began her on-screen MASN career on Thursday night in a game against the Cincinnati Reds.  Since then, the Nats have started to break out of a slump going 2-0 with two big wins over a tough NL opponent.   When both games ended, Julie ended up walking away completely soaked in Gatorade.

Check out the GIFs of each of the 2 showers and relive what Alexandria is going to have to watch out for over the course of the next several months.

Kozma Trippin' At The Nats Game Last Night

Here is a video taken from the crowd at Nats Park last night during the Washington Nationals Loss to the St. Louis Cardinals.  It is a bunch of Pete Kozma's at bats with some commentary.  There is only one catch.  It's shot in Kozma-Vision.

Davey Johnson Doing Infinite Pushups

 
During the outro segment of a game after the Washington Nationals lost to the St. Louis Cardinals, MASN used some random footage of the Nationals manager Davey Johnson in the dugout.  Earlier in the night, Johnson was caught doing push ups on camera. Due to his age (70), the story eventually worked its way to the National level being featured on ESPN's Pardon the Interruption.

Davey didn't seem to happy about this becoming a story, telling the Sports Junkies of 106.7 the Fan that cameramen need to get a life (paraphrased).  Following is the Gif of Davey's pushups.

FACT: Bob Carpenter Loves Mary Poppins

One of the best parts about watching a Washington Nationals game is the back & forth between announcers FP Santangelo and Bob Carpenter.  This is especially true in cases where FP tries to give Bob a hard time about certain topics.

On Wednesday night Bob Carpenter decided to bring up the time he went and saw the musical Mary Poppins with his wife.  FP Santangelo jumped in, as he should have.

Roger Bernadina Slip & Slide

The Nats got stomped by the terrible Marlins tonight.  There was basically nothing to be happy about.  So I found the one play that was amazing, and put my boredom to good use.  I give you the GIF of Roger Bernadina, The Shark, and his Slip & Slide catch:

Screech, G-Wiz, and Slapshot Dance & Gangnam Style

Who doesn't love when mascots rock out to popular dance songs?  The answer is nobody.  The following video was taken by a fan at a Nats game and it features 4 "local" mascots getting down to some poppin' beats, of course ending in Gangnam style (as all mascot bits do).

You've got the Nationals mascot Screech leading the way, the Wizards and Caps mascots (G-Wiz & Slapshot) on the sides, and for some reason the University of Delaware Blue Hen, YoUDee.  It appears to be inflatable versions of the back 3 guys.  Enjoy: