Harper Jacks Homers, Gets Ejected, And Nats Break Losing Streak

Nationals 8, Marlins 4

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9		R	H	E
Nationals	0	0	0	4	1	0	0	1	2		8	14	0
Marlins	0	0	0	0	1	2	1	0	0		4	8	0

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The losing steak is over!  Bryce Harper crushed 2 homers and Ross Detwiler had a solid game on the mound to help the Nationals defeat the Marlins 8-4 on Wednesday night in Miami.  The Nats broke their 5 game skid and with a Braves loss the Nats lead the division by 5.

Detwiler went 5 2/3 innings giving up 3 runs on just 4 hits while striking out 4.  Bryce had the 2 jacks and Suzuki hit his first homer as a National.  Drew Storen had a huge 8th inning escaping a jam.  

So what else happened in the game?  We're gonna need a bullet list for this:

• Bryce Harper Jacked 2 Homers, Including This Moonshot
• Then He Got Ejected For Throwing His Helmet (The Gif and Davey Yelling At Him)
• FP & Bob Imply That A Baseball Got An STD At The Clevelander In Miami
• They Also Tell Kids To Watch Nats Games Instead Of Doing Homework
• Davey Has Team Meeting "Would you just win one for this old man so I can sleep at night!"
• Reporters Try To Bate Strasburg Into Making Excuses, Fail
• Mike Rizzo Says Bryce Harper Needs To "Play Every DAMN DAY!"
• Bob Carpenter Said "Strucks Him Out!" (sound clip below)

Nats head home for series with the Cards starting tomorrow...