Bryce Harper: Uh...Ya Know...So

This is a postgame interview with Bryce Harper on MASN after the Phillies game on Tuesday Night.  It took me 30 minutes to get every single word.  Your mind automatically skips over fill-in words, but I worked hard to get this 99% correct. Bryce Harper in 1 interview of run on sentences said "Ya Know" 44 times.  What a waste of time, but...


(You can watch it here.  MASN won't let me embed...bastards)

Um, YA KNOW I know uh going out there that YA KNOW he commands every single pitch that he throws and YA KNOW he's a veteran guy that YA KNOW that really knows how to pitch so YA KNOW anytime you can get something up from him i think uh thats when you gotta get him so YA KNOW he threw a curve ball up and YA KNOW i tried to go up there thinking curveball up and YA KNOW he gave it to me so i got lucky, so it was nice...

Uh na I love this atmosphere YA KNOW i love playing in these kind of situations and what not YA KNOW  having a team like this uh YA KNOW  coming in here and playing with a fan base like this i think it's YA KNOW  it gets everybody up in our clubhouse and YA KNOW  to play YA KNOW  the world champions  YA KNOW  the Phillies I think it's it's a lot of fun to come in here and play...

YA KNOW it's pretty unbelieveable.  YA KNOW  you grew up watching YA KNOW  Cliff Lee and Roy Halliday and chase utly & YA KNOW  kinda guys like that it's pretty unbeliveable to come in here and  YA KNOW  face them for the first time and  YA KNOW  really just uh  YA KNOW  try to take everything in and really YA KNOW  just take it with stride and YA KNOW  have some fun while your doin it so

Uh Its gonna be a lotta fun YA KNOW , wednesday night baseball YA KNOW  i got the tv game so thats always fun and uh YA KNOW  Cole Hamels is a great pitcher YA KNOW  he uh got us last time so hopefully we can get out there and YA KNOW  get some runs up on the board and  YA KNOW  hopefully uh YA KNOW  get the win.  so....

Uh  YA KNOW  to get hopefully YA KNOW  hopefully to YA KNOW  get this sweep i think it will YA KNOW  go into atlanta and then go into miami i think uh it'll help us YA KNOW  really just YA KNOW  calm down and play our game and  YA KNOW  really get us going so YA KNOW  we got a great bullpen great staff and YA KNOW  guys are swingin it well right now dezzy swingin it really well he's on fire so to have him hitting in our 5 spot and YA KNOW  really YA KNOW  succeeding for us i think uh YA KNOW  is really YA KNOW  helping us out so.

TOTAL YA KNOW: 44