He describes the theme as "Joey Votto on Acid" although it could probably be better described as "Charlie Sheen on Acid". Take a look:
To be read with the images, from right to left...
The adventures of
Cincinnati Reds MVP
By Charlie Sheen
Part I: Joey Votto On Acid
Part II: Joey Votto Still Trippin'
"(2) At a clinic because he can't remember the team doctor's name...(3) and then...panic sets in...(4) 'Nam flashbacks...all of it...Platoon 2"
"(5) Votto steadies himself...effects of the acid still intact...we see him plotting his next move.....Heat 3"
WHAT THE HELL!!!